when feeling down i think about that time that we were all crying and people told me that i was beautiful. and then think how unrealistic we were all being.
everyone is an asshole.
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
I disagree vehemently with the use of the word pussy to describe a weak person. Because the vagina is the tougher of the two genitals by a long shot. It’s not even close, folks. Just think about that analogy for a second. It can pass something 500 times its size through it and retain its elasticity. Yeah, try that with your dick sometime, guys. It’ll look like a windsock, and it’ll never go back to it’s original shape - ever. Pussies are tough … It bleeds every month, and it won’t die, it’s like the Predator or something … Pussies are invincible.
Meanwhile, what do we say about a dude if we wanna say he’s tough? “Fuck dude. That guy’s got balls, bro. Dude, you wanna be that tough, you gotta have some big fuckin’ cojones, buddy. That dude’s so tough, he probably has to carry his balls around in a wheelbarrow.” No. Balls are the weakest part of me! They’re nothing but nerve endings, they have no natural defences except to hide inside me like the cowards that they are. You don’t even have to have good aim to hit them, my legs will guide you in like bumper pool. It’s the worst design flaw in nature. A six year old with pointy shoes can shut me off like a fucking light.
You’ve been saying those phrases BACKWARDS. Now, STOP IT.”
|—|| Hal Sparks (Charmageddon)
Also, wow. I look tired as fuck without my glasses.